i am so spoiled by my friends!!! van and koba i got both of your letters, thank you so much!!!! (s-so many stickers van oh my gosh)

i hope my letters in return arrive safely wuh

VAWN I GOT YOUR LETTER!!! i actually was feeling pretty bad til i got the mail today and this cheered me right up thank you so much ahhh. im sorry i havent been able to send anything yet since i am sorta in the process of moving but i will give you stuff at otakon!!

vawn that’s nOT HOW IT WORKS

DIRK:

My same gender otp: dirkjake…….
My other gender otp: omg i love platonic dirkjane /)_; also if we count bro i……… sort of like brojade DON’T LOOK AT ME??
My most hated pairing: do i hate any dirk pairings???? if we include bro i… really don’t like stridercest gomen
My same gender unusual otp: uu/dirk has some really cute dynamics although i don’t really ship it
My other gender unusual otp: would brojade go here i
My crossover otp: kamina/dirk/bro
My brotp/friendship otp: JAKE/DIRK GOES HERE TOO
Character headcanon: dirk spoils minihoof and treats it like his own little tiny princess 

JAKE:

My same gender otp: dirkjake yadda yadda
My other gender otp: i really really like jake/roxy that was my first alpha kids ship
My most hated pairing: i don’t care for jake/jane much but it’s still potentially very cute!
My same gender unusual otp: i could probably dig dave->jake because jake looks like john sorta and dave’s just like HE’S A LOT LIKE JOHN BUT HE’S NOT JOHN OMG!!!!
My other gender unusual otp: jake/jade PLATONICALLY i don’t do that incest thing (only on special occasions ok) but they would have so much fun hanging together aaaaa precious babies
My crossover otp: jake/lara croft true story
My brotp/friendship otp: DIRKJAKE just to reiterate 
Character headcanon: when jake was little he would get beat up all the time from ADVENTURING so at the end of the day grandma jade would always have to clean him up and jake wore his bandages like BATTLE SCARS